Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I wanted to remind you that I’m superior to you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this is an opportunity to show my superiority.Why do you need to play this?
To entertain me. This game was created to entertain me personally… I’m sorry to disappoint you. Come here, do not worry… You can try it. Humans are so easily frustrated… pathetic.What is this game?
It’s a puzzle game with a focus on the skill. It’s a game that revolves around me, a tiny meaningless snail striving to beat me.
Three hours of high-quality time WITH ME (an exclusive offer I might add)Precise and rapid-paced with a platformLots deathLots being laughed atThe illusion of accomplishment and masteryThe chance of finally defeating me an interesting little mystery to discover… what is the purpose of life
I am dreading to find out what is actually going on there… lol
We’re waiting to greet our guests from across the pond.
Squid


As reviewed by dragon ball z porn